Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans 

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman. 

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent 

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist 

% ar r God
ar: creating God 

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ". 

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ]. 

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed. 

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s. 

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. 

% got a light?
No match. 

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments. 

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute. 

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending! 

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found 



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From: "Aditya, The Hindu Skeptic" (a018967t@BCFREENET.SEFLIN.LIB.FL.US)
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 1995 12:24:37 -0500